Contrary to Christiano Ronaldo's whining, the vuvuzela can be an essential contributor to the African spirit of the beautiful game - IF done politely!
Hence, I give you.. The Ayoba Guide to the Vuvu
Ayoba: Blowing your vuvuzela into the air
Not Ayoba: Blowing your vuvuzela into the ear of the person in front of you.
Ayoba: Blowing your vuvuzela occasionally when you feel the 'ke nako' spirit
Not Ayoba: Blowing your vuvuzela constantly for 45 minutes, plus 15 minutes half time, plus another 45 minutes, plus extra time.
Ayoba: Kuduzelas
Not Ayoba: Mini vuvuzelas that sound like dying babies
Ayoba: Vuvuzelas with rounded edges
Not Ayoba: Chafed lips!
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